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#11
granted, but he's hotter than you... but retarded.

I wish that you wouldnt grant my wish.
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#12
YOU CHEATED!

I wish for a Cheesburger, on fresh bread, with fresh meat, no condiments but ketchup, and I don't want it to be an alien burger, or made from a zombie cow, I just want the cheesburger.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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#13
granted but unfortunatly each bite you take you will gain 1000 pounds instantly

i wish somthing bad would happen to me
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#14
Granted, you fall off a cliff but you land on a truck full of pillows, unfortunately the truck runs off the road and carreens into the grand canyon, but you get caught on a small branch, unfortunately the branch snaps and you crash to the ground where a donkey has his way with you. That bad enough?

I wish I had wings.
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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#15
granted, enjoy your new fly wings.

I wish I had a pet wolf
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#16
Granted, but he's only a wolf during a full moon, the rest of the time he's a balding man named larry who collects stamps.

I wish I had piece of paper (let's see you screw this up).
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Shadow Dragon Pack (SDP)
The Mod Squad
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#17
granted, but it's only a piece of paper when I'm jacking off, the rest of the times, it's a fat, gay, bald guy with glasses in a barney outfit strong enough to rape you.

I wish for freedom of speech.
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#18
So it's always a piece of paper then, never changing? That's nice.

Granted, but you can only speak in that wierd clicking language.

I wish for potion that would make me able to have sex 24/7 without getting tired.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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The Mod Squad
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#19
Granted, but you transform into a bunny that is so horny that you have sex with anything for only 1 day

I wish not to be a virgin...

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lonelygabu~~
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Creative Minds
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#20
(Cool game, shadowknight!)
Granted, but you'll have to do it with an old geezer that drinks all day and thinks Britney Spears is cool.(huh, too easy, that one).

Wish I had Internet at home...
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