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*Grabs another can of beer and drinks it down*
DMX's brain: ................. *cricket chirping* ...........
DMX: Great, at least I don't have to bother giving him my beer.
DMX's brain: I'm drinking it down! I'm just *hic* drunk!
DMX: Don't talk to me like that or I'll kill you with champange and 60's music.
DMX's brain: Wha?? Can't hear you... *dizzy sound*
*cricket chirping in his head again*
DMX: Okay, that worked... HEY! The place is still on fire!!!
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The kitchen is still on fire. Only one thing to do. *runs into the kitchen and towards the fridge* HOT HOT HOT! *runs back with a small package* WIENEE ROAST! *Opens the package and removes a hotdog*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
*gets up*...what i miss?...
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*grabs a hotdog and examines the box* hmm... it's spoiled... bah, I don't have my brain to be ruining my fun now, gie me space *walks near fire and sticks the hotdog with a piece of wood he found near a broken door from the fire and starts cooking it with the fire from the kitchen* I need buns...
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Buns, right. *runs through the fire* OW HOT! *reaches the fridge and runs back* Wait, *looks at empty hand* Dangit I forgot the buns. Why didn't you remind me brain?
Shadow's brain: Fork make happy fun time show table cry.
Shadow: That's probably the most sense he's ever made. *runs back into the kitchen and grabs the buns* STILL HOT, STILL HOT! *runs back* I'm not doing that again, so if anyone wants drinks ask now, *ceiling collapses smashing the fridge* uhhh, nevermind.
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Who told you to go and pick the buns there? I had them here, I just needed someone to give them to me *points at bag full of buns* but oh well... toasted buns are tastier... isn't that right brain?
DMX's brain: *cricket chirping*
DMX: Oww... cut it out with that! *cat eats crickets* Phew... that's better.
DMX's brain: ......... *cat starts chirping*
DMX: -.-; Not funny... *takes pistol from cupboard* is someone actually going to miss me from this RP? I don't want my mind to bother me again... *points at own head from ears*
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*wipes ketchup off face* "that dident turn out as planed"
*jumps threw a broken window* "holy crap! what happened here?!?!
*notices DMX pointing a gun to his head*
"... thats always a good sign..." *than notices the fire and hotdogs* "woo! food! im stanved!"
*puts pillow back in case and walks over, sits down, n grabs some hot dogs. not bothering to cook them just starts shuving them in my mouth*
"mmm it tastes like choking! ... hmm i wonder???"
*takes a root-beer out of the cooler and places it on fire*
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*after a minut or two the can explodes cetching DMX, Shadow, and me on fire*
"hot hot hot!" *opens a can of dr. pepper and douces flames on self than drinks whats left of the soda*
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I didn't want to die this way... I hope I can still save my life *walks to kitchen in fire and grabs three buckets of water and returns to Shadow* *pours the three water buckets on his head and saves himself for burning* Okay... now I lost my weapon, where is it!?
*seit took DMX's Gun and eats it.*......ouch....*the Gun Fires a bullet shooting out of his stomach*...911!...*falls on the ground KO'ed again*