HUFF-HUFF-HUFF- I'm late- sorry!
We-welcome to the DaD, I am Gunter, problematic lemon writer and perverted virgin, at your service.
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*eats cookies alongside with the fortunes* mmm... they are really... good... *one fortune escapes his mouth* 'He who only cares about cookies...' *he eats the fortune again*
ahem. are you going to share any of that?
oh never mind. I'm on a strict diet.
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(Eatinh with a bunch of friends eating at china wok chinease resturant and as always order my orange chicken :D :D :D .... opens up fortune cookie.)
(Reads aloud)
lonelygabu: You will have handed to you a great fortune... (thinks to himself) What does that mean??
(Later on goes to work and my manager comes to the front door where I was and handed me my check... It was $67.01)
(Says to himself)
lonelygabu: THIS YOU CALL A GREAT FORTUNE!!! ... Stupid fortune cookie.....
They taste good... damn stupid fortune cookie!!!!
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Finishes another cookie and enjoys chowing it down....
What? I can't help myself!!
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I will say it agin fortune cookies terrify me ... lol yeah long story.. Is it just me or do fortune cookies remind you of Pacman ( or woman)?
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They remind me of... cookies :D
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well i won't argue they do look like cookies...
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I think I've thought of Pacman before, but not a woman... until now that is.