01-16-2006, 11:17 PM
*George Lucas walks in*
Lucas: you fuckheads! you two are copy-righted, and you work for ME!! You belong to ME!! you will fuck ONLY ME!! I own you ungrateful bastards, and- *Darth Vader force grips him, making him choke. Yoda slams him into a wall with the force.
Yoda: Die, you must- For a fuckhead I am not! bald I am- grover's voice from sesame street I have!!! Stupid bastard you are!
Vader: *kshhh-hssshh...kshhh-hssshh...* Lucas- I am your fucker.
Lucas: you... gay moro...nic- ingrates-
Yoda: eat my lightsaber you will!!! (stabs Lucas through the gut)
Vader: *kshhh-hssshh...* Dont join the darkside- you'll embarass us all. (slashes Lucas's head off.)
Yoda: Hungry am I! your head I will fuck- then eat it, I will!! (eat's Lucas's head)
Me: that's... very disturbing...
Lucas: you fuckheads! you two are copy-righted, and you work for ME!! You belong to ME!! you will fuck ONLY ME!! I own you ungrateful bastards, and- *Darth Vader force grips him, making him choke. Yoda slams him into a wall with the force.
Yoda: Die, you must- For a fuckhead I am not! bald I am- grover's voice from sesame street I have!!! Stupid bastard you are!
Vader: *kshhh-hssshh...kshhh-hssshh...* Lucas- I am your fucker.
Lucas: you... gay moro...nic- ingrates-
Yoda: eat my lightsaber you will!!! (stabs Lucas through the gut)
Vader: *kshhh-hssshh...* Dont join the darkside- you'll embarass us all. (slashes Lucas's head off.)
Yoda: Hungry am I! your head I will fuck- then eat it, I will!! (eat's Lucas's head)
Me: that's... very disturbing...