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[Wisemon]

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"I thought 'Wham bam thank you ma'am' was too politically incorrect to use nowadays...especially in reference to the length of an Easter Mass."

[Wisemon]

"A 27 page design report leaves my eyes completely red from looking at the computer screen all weekend, and that's with eyedrops and sunglasses. Oh, it's a battle scar."

[Wisemon]

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I was sitting at a table with some girls, and they suddenly start talking about their sex life:
"Don't let them see you blush. Keep your eyes on the bowl of cantaloupe, always on the cantaloupe."

[Wisemon]

Message to a girl I knew in junior high:

"I just wanted to say that when you defended me at that dance and said I was cool, well, you were wrong. I wasn't cool then, and I'm not cool now, but you're cool for sticking up for me."

[Wisemon]

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"Laxatives always seem like a good idea at the time."

[Wisemon]

"I've never written a letter to a department head suggesting that a professor should be denied his tenure. Actually, I don't think any student in my class has written one. So, how do I start one of these?"

[Wisemon]

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"Yeah right, let's split the senior design team up and hand in separate project reports. While we're at it, let's drop out of engineering school and become philosophy majors."

[Wisemon]

Why I didn't say in my telephone interview:

"Why do I want to be a teacher? I'm a dark tormented soul...and I relate to children."

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"Just once, I want to hear the pregame commentator say: "Both of these football teams suck. This game will come down to who can punt the farthest." I guess I'll have to wait for next season."

[Wisemon]

"Most presidents have to take time to write their State of the Union speeches, but George W. Bush can borrow from The Tick, and nobody will notice any difference."