03-25-2012, 04:13 AM
Aww she is really adorable
I got a new kitten.
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03-25-2012, 08:20 AM
just remember something.
They're cute now, but they grow into cats. Malicious little shits who ruin furniture, bound off you will 20 little switchblade claws, constantly show you their assholes...and eye your guns suspiciously...like they're going to turn them into miniature pieces of field artillery against you one day if you get them the store brand cat food instead of Meow Mix.... HELP ME MY CATS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME. The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
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Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
03-25-2012, 03:32 PM
Everyeone's cats are trying to kill them, that's one of the fun parts of owning a cat. Makes every day exciting, *Picks up his soda* why do I smell bitter almonds?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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