Posts: 1,167
Threads: 44
Joined: Feb 2007
Reputation:
6
Gender:
What's wrong? I know I'm scary, but there are much worse things roaming this sight. I'm really hurt you'd run. TWT
Posts: 11,734
Threads: 106
Joined: Nov 2005
Reputation:
12
Gender:
Hey it's probably nothing and you shouldn't panic but a swarm of zombies is... hey is that an open bar? *Runs to the open bar grabs a keg and begins chugging it like it was a normal can then crushes it against his forehead*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Posts: 1,167
Threads: 44
Joined: Feb 2007
Reputation:
6
Gender:
*sighs and flips the switch to active her lawn gnome defense system it would hold any zombies at bay* That'll take care of that, only zombies that could get by that are witches, but that's because they have security clearance. *heads to the bar and starts a drinking contest with shadow* I may be small and cute but I'm still a record holding drinker!
Posts: 153
Threads: 4
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
Gender:
-blinks-
Drinking is bad...
-chomps on melon bread-
CHOMP OMP CHOMP
...The day before yesterday I saw a deer,yesterday it was a rabbit,and today it is you.A fancy party indeed needs fancy clothing?
-puts a semi-sweater vest on-
This should be right...Now to study...
-reads JUMP-
Purple is a nice colo...a fancy evil party should have vampires!
Zero Zero Zero Zero Zero.
-Sees Sasuke-
Sasu-kun! ºwº
-turns back to others-
My presents HAS been missed while I was missing!I am just sooooo milked to be back!
Posts: 526
Threads: 64
Joined: Nov 2009
Reputation:
3
Gender:
So wait a minute...
That's your new body?
I don't have a clue what your old one looked like... But you look fantastic!
See that guy, he's a drifter! But drifting leads to Bickering, Bickering leads to Karate, and Karate leads to flying around between windows and shit! Then a big guy starts shooting lightning everywhere and Kurt Russell Shows up and Kicks his Ass!
Posts: 1,167
Threads: 44
Joined: Feb 2007
Reputation:
6
Gender:
Drinking ish very good! It makes you grow big and strong! *Chugs another keg before pouncing and huggling lil Diva* I Did miss chu! *Blinks and groans* Nuuu! I think your taller than meh nows!
*Waves to Duamutef and sighs* Thanks, but before I could pass for twenty one...and I was a guy...
Posts: 526
Threads: 64
Joined: Nov 2009
Reputation:
3
Gender:
But...
As turning into a chick goes...
You could do worse...
See that guy, he's a drifter! But drifting leads to Bickering, Bickering leads to Karate, and Karate leads to flying around between windows and shit! Then a big guy starts shooting lightning everywhere and Kurt Russell Shows up and Kicks his Ass!
Posts: 153
Threads: 4
Joined: Apr 2009
Reputation:
0
Gender:
So...
Salem...
Is...
A...
Futanari?..