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Granted, come out....somewhere else...
I wish I never forget to ask for a wish again.
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
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Wish granted, a permanent bracelet with your wish that weighs 30ibs is on your wrist.
I wish that I could wish for a wish that would wish away my blocks that are in my way.
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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Granted, but the blocks land on your feet
I wish I could just cry right now
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Granted, but they're tears of blood. I would probably get that checked.
I wish for a delicious lunch.
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Granted, but a flaming hobo runs up to and takes it, eating it in one bite before he explodes.
I wish college was easier...
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granted, but after college....you got more studying to do and it'll make u go MAD!!
I wish Alton Brown could show me more.... (Music) Good Eats
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Granted. He is showing you A LOT more then you ever wanted to see.
I wish vending machines could break a five dollar bill!!!
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granted, it tears it into shreds and u get no change
I wish I could cure the ropeburn on my finger
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Granted, it's cured! The problem you now have a burn somewhere else. I'll let you figure out where it is.
I wish for blueberry soda. :P
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granted, but it makes ur.....little buddy down in between ur thighs blue!
I wish I can go to sleep with no side effects attached to it
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