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Granted, but you don't remember anything because you never learned enough crap and are unable to get a successful job.
I wish for a halberd.
The innocent will be spared, the guilty will be killed.
Sacrifices will be made, benefits will be gained.
I am Venin; all opposed will fall to my blade.
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Granted. *hands Venin a huge halberd* By the way, watch out for a guy named Lu Bu. *runs for the hills*
I wish for three more wishes.
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Granted, but I used up your three wishes on: Cookies, sex, and your eternal damnation.
I wish for two more jewels, if you will.
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Granted, I give you two jewels. *hands him a very heavy safe* All you have to do now his open up this invulnerable safe to get them. Good luck!
I wish for nothing.
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I wish to meet Rammstein
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Rammstein <3
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Granted, but you were date raped and killed.
I wish for something.
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Well as long as I was raped by Rammstein.. then I'd be happy..
*poofs the word 'something' in your hands*
I wish for summer
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Rammstein <3
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Granted... but it overheats the Earth, and all humanity dies out.
I wish for this statement to come true (heard it today at lunch)
"Wouldn't it be great if a giant penis just jumped out of the ocean!?" ~Random Freshman Girl
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Granted, it jumps out the ocean and suffocates without water just in time for that girl to see it, thus traumatizing her for the rest of her life.
Crimson: Aren't I just the most benevolent soul you've ever seen? *laughs darkly*
I wish for something good to come on TV.
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Granted, a half minute showing of the most heavenly thing EVER just came on, but you were too busy reading this to catch it.
I wish for a good lawyer, who is in no way wanting to kill me or harm me bodily, mentally, or spiritually.