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Granted, but the carpet is a magic carpet and it flys away, leaving you
I wish I had a million dollars!
There is no such thing as a being of pure evil or pure good. We are all created with an equal chance of good or of evil.
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Granted, but now a single dollar is worth two million times less.
I wish that whoever grants this wish gets lucky. >:3
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Granted, but due to your circular logic, a paradox occurs and causes space and time to bend.
I wish for an arcade machine.
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Granted, a Super Mario Bros Arcade machine appears near you
I wish for an unlimited credit card >.>'''
Nyaa... Will be around but not very much.
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Granted! Just be careful of those interest rates...they're evil! O_O
I wish for a delicious pizza.
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Granted, but it's being delivered by dominos so it won't arrive for 6 months.
I wish for some fried rice.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Granted but it's not made Japanese style
I wish a lifetime supply of Reeses candy!
The innocent will be spared, the guilty will be killed.
Sacrifices will be made, benefits will be gained.
I am Venin; all opposed will fall to my blade.
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Granted, but they're all the dark chocolate kind.
I wish I had a helicopter.
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Granted, but it's stolen from the police department.
I wish I had a real BFG 9000.
The innocent will be spared, the guilty will be killed.
Sacrifices will be made, benefits will be gained.
I am Venin; all opposed will fall to my blade.
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Granted! Now all you need is several large plasma packs to fire it with.
I wish for a new computer.