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Seeing as how Twilight has thoroughly ruined Vampires period(VAMPIRES AREN'T SPARKLY, GODDAMNIT!!!), how would you go about killing the sparkly motherfucker?
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Well, seeing as how Holy Water just seems to be a belief of those religious, it singles it out immediately. And I mean, come on- vampires are much better then a normal human, one could probably kill you before you even pull out a vial of the stuff.
Stakes to the heart are the same. Unless you got them asleep, that'd be really stupid to try stabbing them.
I'd prefer to just shotgun them in the face if I can. Sounds much more fun.
Oh, and Chuck Norris. One roundhouse kick kills all.
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What about gobbling them up? I heard vampires make tasty and saucy burgers.
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Oh werewolf, definitely! That's how Dracula from Van Helsing was killed! It'd be so fun to see the werewolves from the series *cough*JacobBlack*cough* tear the limb from limb.
Decapitation works too.
Maybe if you somehow restrained one, shoved a vial of holy water up its ass, and shattered it in its' rectum?
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I've actually compiled the perfect weapon for vampires. It combines the knowledge of the Belmonts, the sheer power of both Alucards (friend of the Belmonts and Hellsing's), and the ability of Saya from Blood+. And a move from Boktai.
A suit with a coat that turns into red feathered wings. A gun on one side and a whip/sword (chain sword, think Ivy from Soul Calibur) on the other side. The wrists have two pop out fangs able to dispense anything from poison to holy water in injections or a spray. And there's some Sun based weaponry hid on the belt. Like Solar Grenades.
It could work on other monsters given time. Like fire weaponry or Silver Bullets. (which are actually carried).
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Kind of reminds me of the Solar Gun from MGS4 when you said that. Haha.
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Another perfect weapon against vampires: Tanning lamps. Or UV light!
Me, I prefer violent rape.
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