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Ahhhh, very enlightening. And you also knew that 2+2= fish ONLY if the eggs are soft-boiled. This guy is gooood~! X3
-...That's not even a question.
How many scales does the average fish have?
-Too many.
Is the president of McDonalds immortal?
-McDonald's has a President? I thought they had a CEO...
Can there really only be one highlander?
-If you count the citizens of good ol' Scotland, there can be that many highlanders... ^^;
xD
What's my fav. song?
-Stricken by Disturbed? ^^;
My fav game?
-If it's not Killzone, or Killzone 2, I'm gonna smack ya. DX (Just kidding. XD )
Why is the cats ALWAYS come at my window the night?
-How should I know? Maybe it's because you leave the window open, and some meat on the counter? A cat could probably smell it from a mile away. XD
Why is the grass green?
-Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother... I HURT people. >.>
Did the light are blue, or red?
-No. You cannot has cheezburger.
If we step up to Red Alert, what do we have to do to the bulb?
-Someone set up us the bomb.
Are those eyes staring at your back!? *runs*
-I can sense all who are near me, but that doesn't mean I have eyes in the back of my head.... O_O;
Could you lift up that cloth between yoor legs for me?
-...Houston, we have a problem.
I take one ton of c4 and one ton of marijuana which will cause more damage to the atmosphere?
-Depends on how well you prepared the C4, and how vigorously you smoke the marijuana, I suppose.
Have you open'd up one big ass can 'o' beans with this thread?
-...I don't eat beans. For obvious digestive reasons... >.<
HOW MUCH DEATH KAN ONE KUTE KILLER KITTY KAUSE!?
-...Too much.
If carrots can better your eyesight, can they answer a phone?
-They don't even improve your eyesight. That theory's been proven wrong.
If Shields are known to "shield" (adj) can Swords be knownst to "sword" (adj) ?
-Sword has no adjective form. XD
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What would you do if I accidentally the whole baby?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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What is pie made out of?
What is the speed of Captain Crunch?
How many sides does dodecahedron have?
What would happen if you fell off the sideways stairs in Escher's painting, Relativity?
~Death is Sweet. Embrace it.~
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What is pie made out of?
-3.14... I can't remember the rest.
What is the speed of Captain Crunch?
-Over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!
How many sides does dodecahedron have?
-Twelve.
What would happen if you fell off the sideways stairs in Escher's painting, Relativity?
-I've never seen that painting. And if I have, I don't remember.
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This is a question?
This is a statement?
Is that a cat?
Why is the sky blue?
If I planted a ketchup packet in the ground and watered everyday and gave it plenty of sunshine, would it eventually sprout into a ketchup packet tree?
Is this my 1800th post? =3
~Death is Sweet. Embrace it.~
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Is this a question?
Prove to me that this chair does not exist.