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05-29-2009, 05:29 AM
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If I had a chainsaw and it was raining eggs outside and people were running around in the streets beating each other with STOP signs, what would 2+2 equal?
I have 3 apples. Now I have two apples. Now I have a glass of orange juice. Where did my apples go?
What is a word that rhymes with 'asterisk'? And 'ketchup'? And 'orange'? All at the same time?????
Why are you not a prophet? Hmm? I need some philosophical questions answered!! >.< For instance, is the meaning of life really 42??
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If I had a chainsaw and it was raining eggs outside and people were running around in the streets beating each other with STOP signs, what would 2+2 equal?
-It doesn't matter what sort of farfetched BS you try to pull. 2+2 ALWAYS equals 4.
I have 3 apples. Now I have two apples. Now I have a glass of orange juice. Where did my apples go?
-They fell off the table.
What is a word that rhymes with 'asterisk'? And 'ketchup'? And 'orange'? All at the same time?????
-Zygomorphic.
Why are you not a prophet? Hmm? I need some philosophical questions answered!! >.< For instance, is the meaning of life really 42??
-No, it's 34. As in RULE 34. :P XDDDDD
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Ahhhh, very enlightening. And you also knew that 2+2= fish ONLY if the eggs are soft-boiled. This guy is gooood~! X3
How many scales does the average fish have?
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Did the light are blue, or red?
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I take one ton of c4 and one ton of marijuana which will cause more damage to the atmosphere?
Have you open'd up one big ass can 'o' beans with this thread?
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