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Omni Katt: You know you should really work on the dark scary voice, like me and Shadow's omnipotent voices.
Omni Shadow: COOKIES! Runs towards DM-Dot.
Omni Katt: Cookies? Sometimes I wonder what goes on in his head.
*Insides Shadow's brain*
Intteligence: It's obviously a trap.
Stupidity: I say we do it.
Lust: GO TO THE BOOBIES!
Apathy: Whatever.
More stupidity: She's a supreme mistress of darkness and pain. Maybe she has cookies!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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Tigerlily: ....Marrie....are you asking me to marry you!?! *blushes very red* If only the ring isn't from the devil however. *cough cough* I don't like him.
Linvar: Me too!
Lax: Me three!
Kaze: Well I don't know.
Linvar: He's evvvillll he wants to kill all living beings!
Kaze: Okay he's definitely evil.
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I-DMX: Marriage? No, it's just a small gift. *Places arms behind his head and floats nonchalantly* I'm too young too marry. Let's have some ice-cream! *Snap fingers and makes a large tub of icecream fall onto the ground next to them*
Dark Mistress: That's it. *Stretches out a claw for Shadow to grab* Come here, I have all you want and more. *Winks*
I-DMX: Somebody ever notice how the evil sexy dark goddesses are always the sluttier ones?
Dark Mistress: *Raises arm out on the open and points her open claw to the tub of ice-cream, causing it to disappear and makes all the ice-cream spill everywhere, burying I-DMX in it*
I-DMX: *Pops head from mountain of chocolate cream* Think I should learn how to think and talk separately.
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Omni Shadow: Won't hear me complaining. Floats towards DM-Dot, focusing on her breasts.
Omni Katt: I wonder, Snaps her fingers and a large number of male Renamon appear around her, carrying silver platters of fish and bottles of cream Oh this I like. Snaps her fingers again and creates a long chair to sit on as she's hand fed.
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Dark Mistress: *Scratches Shadow's chin temptatively as he approaches her, her face nearing his' as her lips are about to rose his'* *Whispers* It's a pity you're not smart as cute. *Hand slaps the air, causing a large dark shockwave to push Shadow off as she points at the sky with her arm, causing a purple lighting bolt to crash onto Shadow and then she points her arm to him, a few gargoyles reacting*
Gargoyle: KILL! KILL! *Jump at Omni Shadow, clamping their fangs on his body, leeching energy off him*
Dark Mistress: The lighting didn't hurt you, I presume? I don't want anything bad to happen to you. Those leeches will just keep you immobilized, but you can watch as much as you want here. *Poses for Omni Shadow*
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Omni Shadow: A large aura explodes outward from him, incinerating the leeches and gargoyles and Shadow continues walking forward without missing a step Mmmm, boobies.
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Tigerlily: *throws the ring anyways* I think ice cream is a better gift than a satan's ring.
Linvar: Ahhhhh!! *covered by ice cream*
Kaze: Oooo you certainly looked rather kinky~<3
Lax: ....Gahhh too much lactose! >_<;
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Brandon: *inside his head*
Technician 1: (Apathy) this place blows.
Technician 2: (Dyslexia) this place bowls.
Technician 3: (Lust) I wanna fuck everyone here...
Technician 4: (Intelligence) ...please follow proper installation instructions on your new...
Technician 5: (Stupidity) ...what happens when I stick a fork in a light socket?
Renny: ...what are you being so quiet about, Brandon?
Brandon: ...oh, thinking...
Renny: ...that's worse than us joining the SDP.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Keith: I... guess this questionnaire turned into somethin' else
Sheila: What you expect? *walks up next to him* It would have gotten kinda boring after sometime. *leans against him*
Keith: Possibly.
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Mindy: *Gets smacked on the head by ring* Oh hey pretty, *slips the ring on and suddenly a dark aura surrounds her*
D-Mindy: I have ultimate power? Hmm, I must remember to use this power to better everyone's lives. What would Shadow do?
*Small planet inhabited entirely of fluffy pink bunnies*
FPB: Yay it's happy here, there's nothing sad or bad.
D-Mindy: *Appears out of nowhere and smiles*
*Space, small planet suddenly explodes and Mindy flies away from it*
D-Mindy: UNLIMITED POWWEEEEEERRRRRR!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.