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Brandon: *looks at the tigress, then at Raymond* ...are you insane?! Tigers have sharp teeth, and this one is obviously not happy to be here. Do you honestly expect me to stick mt dick in her mouth?!
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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02-26-2009, 08:39 AM
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Ray: Ah you fail to estimate my true capacity to think things through! I gagged her because she has an OCD that gives her the insane urge to suck every visible cock within the vicinity furiously.
Tigress: Mmph!! MMMPH!! ~<3
Loki: Where do you FIND these women!?
Ray: Over there.
Loki: LOKI UPPERCUT!! *punches Ray clear out of the atmosphere*
Ray: I'm doing this routine agaaaaaain- *vanishes in a twinkle*
Lilly: Another question! Where's that hunky Disturbed guy?
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"
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Tigerlily: Here's my question...
How much wood can my Marrie chop?
With a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Linvar: ....You really need to lay off that catnip.
Tigerlily: Shush...
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Okay I have another one, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if that woodchuck was chuck norris?
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02-26-2009, 11:35 AM
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Ada: I've got a question. What is SPAM?
Crimson: *laughs* C'mon sis, you know what it is. A cheap processed meat product made from...
Ada: *bashes Crimson before adding* What is the other kind of the SPAM? And don't tell me it's magic...I know magic. *paws glow threateningly*