12-18-2008, 01:09 PM
Granted, but you're sent to report about a volcano which promptly erupts when you arrive.
I wish I could use magic.
I wish I could use magic.
Grant a wish.
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12-18-2008, 01:09 PM
Granted, but you're sent to report about a volcano which promptly erupts when you arrive.
I wish I could use magic.
12-19-2008, 01:27 AM
granted, but you turn yourself into a baby.
I wish I could be Elizabeth Reaser's boyfriend
02-09-2009, 03:16 AM
Granted, just before the first kiss happens though, a large random clock starts dinging and she turns into a fat ugly old man named Gary whose hobby is to collect stamps.
I wish there'd be more Johnny Bravo episodes.
02-09-2009, 04:20 AM
Granted, but they all involve Johnny sitting around collecting stamps with Gary.
I wish I had a remamon. OH! One that won't shove shards of ice into my lungs, phew, close one.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
02-09-2009, 08:59 AM
Granted, but instead of ICE shards, she shoves shards of DIAMOND into your lungs!
I wish for...hmmm....oxygen!
02-09-2009, 07:05 PM
granted....you get CO2 instead
I wish we all get naked!
02-10-2009, 06:27 AM
Granted, but no one's allowed in the same room while naked.
i wish I had mutant powers.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
02-10-2009, 02:10 PM
Your mutant powers are a 20-yard force field pushing back any female! Including Renamon!
I wish for more devil dogs!
02-10-2009, 07:36 PM
granted, but they are hungry and they want to eat you!
I wish Drew Carey hosted JEOPARDY!
Granted, but because of Drew Carey' lower IQ, now the questions are so easy that even a fifth-grader can answer them! (Hey, hasn't this show already been done? :D)
I wish there was some drug or gene-therapy that could transform anyone into any anthro form they desire. |
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