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"Dude, next time you shave your pubes into the toilet, flush 'em, man! I took a crap earlier, and it looked like I shat a teddybear!"
-no idea.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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Customer: "Would your parents happen to know them?"
Co-Worker: "May parents are dead, sir!"
Awkward Silence: *silence*
Co-Worker: "No, they're not really dead. Now would you please go back to chat and tell them you spoke with [name withheld]. Right. Have a good night sir."
True story from my life at work.
I am having Pizza with a can of cock. Wait....Where in the hell did i get cock from coke!?
~DarkChibimon~
"All attempts to emerge from the crisis by new interventionist measures are completely misguided. There is only one way out of the crisis: Forgo every attempt to prevent the impact of market prices on production."
- Ludwig von Mises, The Causes of the Economic Crisis
Unfortunatly, Obama didn't get the message.
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"We're in a shithole...there's the shit *points at GM* and thats the hole* points to a stream" - Me, before being attacked by an angry GM.
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors now
Yay!
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Ray The Backlasher: What kind of God would Altima be....hrm....
Me: Exactly. God Of Hrm...
-me and Ray, after coming to the conclusion that he would be the God Of Lust, and I would be the God Of Death, while trying to figure out where exactly Altima fits in our little pantheon.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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"The enemy's gate is down" The quote which Bean said that causes Ender to take action in the last battle agains the Buggers/Formics in the book Ender's Shadow. It is also said when Ender is teaching his new army the dirrections in a null g 3 dimensional ballte arena.
"How the mighty have fallen" what every man says after his orgasm.
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"Take me to Judge Judy, puto."
-Baby Joker, Next Friday
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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"Hey don't talk shit about my boxes!" - AVGN
"OF COURSE!" - M Bison from Streetfighter Movie
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors now
Yay!
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[In his anguish, Vader damages several surrounding objects and droids through the Force. He then breaks the clamps that have been holding him down and takes a few steps forward. Palpatine watches, grinning cruelly.]
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Only insane people think they are sane. And all the people who think they are sane, are in denial and you are deluding yourself in your insanity and only insane people are that delusional.
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