10-27-2008, 04:01 AM
Granted but it is not our world.
I wish i have a car
I wish i have a car
Grant a wish.
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10-27-2008, 04:04 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2008, 04:06 AM by MagusKnight.)
Granted but it has no engine, wheels, and it is made of 9,000 degree never cooling metal!
I wish Earth (this planet we're living on) would blow up and send me to hell with it, along with EVERYONE else in the universe and all other dimensions.
10-27-2008, 04:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2008, 04:34 AM by Crimson Fox.)
Granted, but the hell everyone is sent to currently full of Carrot Top clones.
Crimson: *loads gatling gun* Thank god for all those hours playing DOOM. I wish for a double barreled shotgun.
10-27-2008, 05:38 AM
Err...that's a bad thing? I like carrot top clones =D!
Granted but it's demonic and blows your head off, and I don't mean the one on your shoulders. I wish the bubonic plague struck everyone but me, and masquerade.
10-27-2008, 08:58 AM
granted, but you and masquerade now suffer from the flu for the rest of your life
I wish I could see y'all.
10-27-2008, 10:21 AM
Granted, but a second later your eyes fall off from their sockets.
I wish for more dumbells. I've bent them all over.
10-27-2008, 10:30 AM
granted, but you get dumber and dumber
I wish I was fit
10-27-2008, 11:14 AM
Dot: Is that EVEN possible?
DMX: Hey! I'm not dumb. I'm special. Dot: Is that a honeycomb stuck in your claw? DMX: Uhm... nope? *Hides it behind his back* *Bees start stinging everyone to death, except him and Dot* Granted, bees are actually mosquitoes and suck all your blood out of your body. Now you're skinny, and dead. I wish for a new pair of socks, even though I won't use them.
10-27-2008, 11:17 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2008, 11:18 AM by MagusKnight.)
Granted but they shove themselves down your throat and suffocate you 2 days later for never wearing them.
I wish a dragon would make love to me :P Without eating me...or killing...or harming me with anything but his penis...
10-27-2008, 11:18 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-27-2008, 11:24 AM by The Big Bad Rav.)
granted but the dragon pushes you out of the cave and makes you cry.
I wish I was alone at home. |
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