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Career counselor: What are your long-term goals?
Me: Well, someday, I
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Me: Hello.
Kathy: Hello.
Me: Hello.
Kathy: Hello.
Me: Who is this?
Kathy: It's Kathy. Why did you call?
Me: You called me.
Kathy: No I didn't. *Click*
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"Has anybody considered that America's economic problems are caused by too many jobs that offer no goods or services but are merely predicated on the state of the economy?"
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Her: so I know you don't have a ton of experience with girls but do you have at least some
Me: That depends on your definition of experience.
Her: I mean anything?
Her: kissing
Her: sex?
Her: cuddling?
Her: oral?
Her: anything?
Her: sorry to be so blunt
Her: just interested
Her: like to know what i am dealing with
Me: Experience is a funny thing.
Me: If your assessment of someone as suitable is based entirely on experience...
Me: And if every other woman judges the same way...
Me: Every man in the world would be in a Catch-22.
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Mom: What would you like for Hanukkah?
Me: I already gave you several hints. I sent you an email back in July.
*After forwarding the email*
Mom: Oh... I never received this email.
Me: Mom, I just forwarded it from my Sent folder. There was one recipient. You see who it was?
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