Circumstances

[Ghostiemon]

solution
change pants

circumstance

you have been banned from the d.a.d

[Kalyx]

Solution: I'll create a new identity, address, etc. and try again.

Circumstance: You have to attend your older sibling's wedding, but don't want to go.

[Ghostiemon]

solution

spread rumours the bride to be is cheating

circumstance

you have been pressured into marrige

[Misty]

Solution:

If I don't like the person, shoot him

Circumstance:

There's no more porn

[Ghostiemon]

solution

there is now only one website

bringbacktheporn.com

i love scrubs

circumstance
the simpsons movie was never shown

[Misty]

Solution:

Find a different movie that's entertaining

Circumstance:

All the time zones are the same.

[Ghostiemon]

solution

who needs one

circumstance

britain has crashed into america

[Misty]

Solution:

Find GMSG and bring him over

Circumstance: Britain's new leader is Bush

[Ghostiemon]

solution
shoot myself

circumstance
bush becomes a facist dictator and rules for 20 more years
for some reason you accept it

[Misty]

Solution:

<_< Kill him...

Circumstance: TMNT becomes a real life thing.