05-11-2007, 11:02 PM
You might be a redneck...if your lawn furniture consists of tattered and torn old couches and arm chairs...with critters living inside.
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You might be a redneck...
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05-11-2007, 11:02 PM
You might be a redneck...if your lawn furniture consists of tattered and torn old couches and arm chairs...with critters living inside.
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05-16-2007, 04:03 AM
You might be a redneck if your cologne consists of motor oil & gasoline fumes.
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05-16-2007, 04:10 AM
You might be a redneck if you have to sidestep piles of doggy doo just to get the mail.
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07-18-2007, 10:58 AM
From Jeff foxworthy.. but they are funny..
If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't... You might be a redneck. If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income... You might be a redneck If your family tree does not fork.... You might be a redneck If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.. You might be a redneck If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... You might be a redneck If your richest relative buys a house, and you have to go help take the wheels off of it... You might be a redneck ![]()
07-20-2007, 10:51 AM
If your bedroom activities involve many of the same implements as a rodeo... You might be a redneck..
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