Roncel the Berserker
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Solution: Then get new ones
Circumstance: The person below me will be paralyzed in the middle of the dessert and his/her powers are disabled and all of the dessert entrances was covered by a 999999999999999 ft wall so no-one can help you and you are paralyzed forever and there's no-one in there in the dessert only you and it's not a mirage and there's no oasis' in this dessert and quicksand is also not available in this dessert what are you gonna do???
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Solution: Since you didn't give where I was paralyzed, I will take it as my legs. I will use the little warp mechanic I had on my shirt to beam me back home. You fail.
Circumstance: People are starting to break the fun with these 'impossible to get out of situations'....
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solution: i break them.
circumstance: you fall into a vat of pudding, that is full of hot girls
Roncel the Berserker
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solution: since you didn't say how deep the vat is i'll just jump on it
Circumstance: While walking on the street, you picked up a dollar bill
Solution: put it in my wallet and save it for when i need it
circumstance: you find two passages, one that leads to fortune, and another to fame...which one do you take?
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Solution: Sell the fortune one for 99999999999999999999990 dollars and then take the other ticket and exchange it for Chuck Norris.
Circumstance: Chuck Norris is here, OH NO!!!
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Solution: Throw a person into him then roundhouse kick him. House Move KO.
Circumstance: Wasn't Chuck Norris unbeatable..?
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Solution:
Crimson: He's unbeatable, but not unmovable. *fire teleportation ray at him*
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Trying to warp Chuck Norris has caused a rip in the dimension!
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Solution: The dimension is Chucked, great.
Circumstance: Get me a chocolate milkshake or die!!
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Solution: We can't get you chocolate because Chuck Norris wrecked the dimension in that sense.
Circumstance: Chaos Mistress is out on the streets and destroying all pies. Who can stop her?