SPAM-A-THON!!! (Beware! Yiffy stuff is possible!)

[Disturbed]

*auto-potion activates and throws X-potion on self*

[Erethzium]

lol.

Ereth: Hmm....what is this bottle? it just has a big "M" on it. mushroom? no....massachusetts? no.... miss? nope....oh i know! macro!! thats what it must be. what the hell was it doing here?

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *drinks a bottle, before blinking* IT DOES NOT WORK.

[Erethzium]

Ereth: well duh it didnt work! that wasnt a macro potion! i still have it in my hand!!!

Vook: whats that bottle? strawberry juice?

Ereth: no its a macro. it makes you really really really really big if you drink it.

Vook: Really!?!?

Ereth: would i LIE to you?

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *looks at Ereth* Actually, that could be a Micro Potion, you know?

[Erethzium]

Ereth: yes i know. why else would it have a big "M" on it? m for macro!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Because anyone else you meet after being micro'd will be natural giants?

[Erethzium]

Ereth: Youre right! this could be a micro potion OR a macro potion....ugh....i dont know how to tell what it is!

Vook: i know how! *takes te bottle and guzzles half of it*

Ereth: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: O_O

[Erethzium]

*Vook starts to grow at a rate of 1 foot per second, slowly breaking through 30 feet, then 90*

Vook: whooaaa im getting huge!!

Ereth: god damnit! the effects of a macro potion are unstable!