RETURN OF PLOT DEVICE??????!!!! (Episodes 1-7)

[Lord Patamon]

Gatomon revived the Back Street Boys with her wish?

Veemon with a laser that turn people into sausage?

what's next? Tai dancing Can-Can? :shock:


but hey, is funny see all the digimon universe screwed

good work man I'll be waiting for the next part

[MISTER BIG T]

PLOT DEVICE 5 and rest!

The wave spread across the lands...

Davis: "Kari, suck my dick."
Kari: "Nooooooooooo!!!"
Davis: "Then I shall take you from behind! Forcefully!"

Just then, the beam hit Davis, making him turn into sausage!

Kari: "............Hooray!"

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Veemon: "Now you see?? The powers are beyond any mortal can ever imagine!"
Asian reporter: "Uhhh, that's nice and all. How long did it take for you to make it?"
Veemon: "Five years. My wife left me, my kids became addicts, but it's finally done! SAUSAGEMATOR 3500 MK II!!"

At sametime...

George: "Wow, what a strong weapon that is."
Barney: "I love you, I love you, I love you.... "
Alice: "Have mercy!"
George: "Hey, don't torture the prisoners. That's the job I have to do."
Barney: "Hyuck Hyuck! Sorry boss."
Guilmon: "Kill me now. Please."

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Ken: "Whew, goddamn that was nasty. Goodthing I wore super restorative underwear."

Saying this, Ken jumped to his feet.

Ken: "Evil Deer Shit is probably already there... And he must have used the power of balls... Power of balls! Tee hee!"

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HEROES NOW?? The tension is killing me, but I LOVE IT!!!!!!!

[Lord Patamon]

*laughing his ass off*

good one Big T I hope you put the next chapter soon :D

[MISTER BIG T]

Plot Device Six, almost like sex but completely different!

Evil Deer Shit apeared between Patamon and Gatomon.

Evil Deer Shit: "Give me your balls!"
Gatomon: "I'm a girl."
Patamon: "I think he meant Guilmon balls."
Gatomon: "Oh. Oh! OH!!!!!!!! You can't have them!"
Evil Deer Shit: "I need them so I can wish.... IMMORTALITY!!!!!"

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George: "Barney, go and ask that doctor to come and give his gun to us. We may find it useful."
Barney: "Hyuck Hyuck. Sure boss!"

Saying this, Barney jumped through window, breaking his spine.

Barney: "Ungh, who did move the mattress?"

At sametime...

Davis was a sausage. As little Biyomon was walking down the road, she felt her tummy groaning in hunger. Noticing the sausage, she gladly ate it.

Davis: "MOHAHAHHAHAH...."
Biyomon: "W-what's going on?"

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!525256266! and other leet code.

[Lord Patamon]

*laughs his ass off* hey good destiny for Davis end in a digimon's stomach :D

Keep up the good work man and post the next part soon :D

[MISTER BIG T]

Plot Device , yup yup and 7up!

The whole tummy of Biyomon growled. SUDDENLY, SHE POOPED OUT THE NEW BORN DAVIS WHO HAD NOW GOTTEN SUPER POWERS! (You could tell, since he had a mask and a cape)

Davis: "Mohahahah!"
Biyomon: "AAAAAH!"
Davis: "WAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHA!"

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BackstreetBoys: "And that makes you laaarger, than life!"
Crowd: "AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

Peoples ears were exploding and people were comitting suicide from this horrible thing taking place. Some were turned right down insane, as seen when TK put on a skirt and danced hula dance and with INVISIBLE MAN rubbing his penis against the hands of the people in crowd!

Invisible: "Actually, I do that always. Benefits of being invisible."

Oh. Anyway, at the sametime......

Evil Deer Shit: "I have had enough! Our rivalry has gone along way too long! I don't want to live anymore as listening to babblings of our eternal fight never having a end! Now, only one of us leaves here ALIVE!!!!!"
Patamon: "..........................I met you five minutes ago."
Evil Deer Shit: "Oh........ Well, we still will have duel to the death!"

At sametime, Ken walked near the woods, but quickly jumped into nearby bush.

Ken: "From this place I can observe them and take the balls when they least expect it... The only bad thing is, I just jumped on a stick. It hurt. Very much."

Who will claim the balls?
What will Davis do with his powers??
IS INVISIBLE MAN ABLE TO SAVE HUMANITY???

Invisible man: "Fuck you man, I need to go to movie theater soon. They would never saw me coming either. Suckers."

Um.....Well, in that case...

IS BACKSTREETBOYS GONNA BE DESTROYED AGAIN???


Find out in next issue of PLOT DEVICE!

[Lord Patamon]

oooo Davis reborn with super powers??? I wonder that if that includes a brain that works too? :D

anyway good chapter man keep up the good work and I hope that you post the next part soon

[BGAGTGAB]

oooo Davis reborn with super powers??? I wonder that if that includes a brain that works too? :D

LOLOLOLOL DAVIS SURE IS DUM ISNT HE LOLOLOLOL

... fucking worthless.

At any rate... making it up as you go on doesn't seem to be working Mr Big T. I find the story too garbled and confused to hold my interest. There are other criticisms, but considering the sort of reaction that tends to crop up whenever people are critical of the stuff being put up online those days... well, I'm just going to keep them to myself for now.

[MISTER BIG T]

Wait a second. You are giving lemon making tips to ME? :shock:

There are other criticisms, but considering the sort of reaction that tends to crop up whenever people are critical of the stuff being put up online those days...

Those days? When did this happen? Last time I checked, it's still happening. Atleast, if you talk about criticism. People are never happy and you can never please them all. Seriously, if I'd do every thing my lemon readers would ask me to do, I'd have absolute no freetime at all and none of my games would never go anywhere.

well, I'm just going to keep them to myself for now.

Oh, please share me with your wisdom.