12-17-2006, 11:52 AM
You've just been shot...
Why must it rain so hard tonight
Why must it rain so hard tonight
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12-17-2006, 12:53 PM
Because thats what makes everyone lazy at sometimes.
Why does working out take so long to get results?
12-17-2006, 01:08 PM
Cuz your lifting weights in zero gravity
Wonder what it would be like to see Sally naked in Zero G
12-17-2006, 02:00 PM
Because I dropped paint while me and the other gods started creating the universe.
Thor: SO IT WAS YOU AND NOT LOKI! Loki: *Sighs* I hate dragons *Scribbles number 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999992 in the wall marking the time he's been inprisoned* Why must I enrage all the gods I see?
12-17-2006, 02:09 PM
They're either jealous or you stole their lunch money when they were kids
Who wants to go to Disneyland?
12-17-2006, 02:12 PM
DMX: Seriously, why did you create it?
Thor: It wasn't me. DMX: *Flat stares and shows the newspaper showing Thor's discontent after being fired from X-Men's series* Thor: I've got to go to curl my hair! Bye! *Holy chorus as a light makes him disappear* Dot: Woah. Nice muscles. DMX: Not as nice as mine. Why do I have to be the most modest?
12-17-2006, 02:24 PM
To let other people into the light from the shadow of you pecks
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