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Kurtz: I've turned to a gentleman.
Nath: I always have been.
Steven: *drools at Rosa's breasts for a second before shaking his head* But I am too!
I wish.... there was a yes.
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Shadow: Relax, she's too young for me anyways. But once she turns 18, rawr. So I'm not gonna try anything.
Shadow: I wish I had a couch, I'm sick of standing while I watch TV.
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Granted, but it sets on fire.
Kurtz: *hears Shadow talking and growls loudly, before pouncing on him* MY HEARING GOT BETTER! *stops* Wait, so then you should shut up and lay off Dot!
I wish there was a floating blimp in the air.
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Granted, but I roll on my back and kick you at it when you try pouncing on me.
I wish we didn't have another Hindenburg disaster thanks to that.
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Granted, instead we have a Lune disaster when Kurtz comes back and slashes right through your head with his sword, which he actually does.
Kurtz: *with his sword in Shadow's head* That's for calling her too young when Dot is the same age! *pokes his tongue out*
I wish there was an alternate way to win.
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Shadow: *Pulls the sword out of his head, the wound healing instantly* Wait, Dot's only 16? I thought she was older.
Cop: Mr. Shadow. You are under arrest for the attempted seduction of a minor.
Shadow: Oh, crap. I wish I was found innocent.
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Granted, but I show the evidence to the cop, and even though at the start you were proved innocent, you are now guilty.
Kurtz: I don't I told anyone this, but I'm 18 in this form, ya know. *chuckles softly, and holds up his birth certificate*
I wish for the cop to jail you away. *pokes tongue out*
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Granted, but they let me out when they discover I'm with SDP.
Cop: We're sorry sir, we're not worthy, we're not worthy.
I wish everyone respected the name of SDP like that.
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Granted, but your still guilty of your crime, and it'll be on your record for life.
Kurtz: *huggles Dot wherever she is* ^_^
I wish for a gun to come flying your way.
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Granted, but it lodges itself in you're brain. Barrel on the inside.
I wish for someone to pull the trigger.
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