Quest to 1000 pages

[amaterasu]

Amat:They've been in there long enough.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: *Comes out, gasping more* Okay... no more... clothes... *pants* I'm still hard.

Reno: *Runs to Nath* Hey Nath! Saphire told me to tell you something!

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: *starts to get up but falls down* Damn it!! My ass hurts like hell!...need pants.

Justin: You know I hate seeing you like this *snaps his fingers and Disturbed has his trousers back on*

Disturbed: Thanks

Justin: ^.^

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Hard or not, I'll get a rest because,

Aqua Feminist: I can't believe men. They are such idiots and unreasoning with, *notices DMX and looks on his body, then notices his crotch* OH MY GOD! SCREW LESBIANS! *Jumps on DMX and pushes him into the NC-17 room*

DMX: GAH! *Door closes behind him*

*Even louder yiffing noises are heard now*

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: None for me?

Justin: >.> You're with Tieya remember.

Disturbed: Right Tieya!!!

Justin: But I dont have anyone *grins*..but who would want a mear human :P

[Shadowknight]

Slashmon: I could try hooking you up with Shadow. What's taking him so long anyways?

*South pole*

Shadow: *holding a makeshift spear and covered in blood* WHO ELSE WANTS TO TRY AND TAKE MY FISHY!? HUH! DIDN'T THINK SO! *Begins eating the fish like a ravenous dog*

*Home*

Slashmon: I'm sure he's fine.

[Kurtz]

Nath: Hm? *grins slightly at Reno, and rubs his paw over his head* And what would that be, Reno?

Steven: *sitting down next to Shadow* This sucks.

Kurtz: I am still huggling teh cutie. *huggling Dot gently*

[Shadowknight]

*South pole*

Shadow: YOU NO FOOL SHADOW! YOU WANTY SHADOW FISHY! SHADOW SMASH! *Starts swinging around his spear and the head flies off and kills a random penguin* Shadow not mean to do that.

*Home*

Slashmon: You know, without the dork to make fun of this is kinda boring.

Chupa: I know a cure for boredom.

Slashmon: What?

Chupa: Well, I'm here, you're here. No one'd bug us. You're a guy again and I'm still a girl.

Slashmon: I think I'm following you, *Pulls out a large table* ARM WRESTLE! Battle of the sexes!

Chupa: Okay, are all guys really this clueless?

[amaterasu]

Amat:*appears by Shadow and avoids spear*WHOA,YOU'RE DIFFERENT!

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *sitting on a sofa*

Justin: *plops down next to her* Hi Saphire.

Saphire: *smiles* Oh hi

Justin: *put his hand out* Nice to finally meet you.

Saphire: *takes Justins hand* Likewise.

Justin:...I created you

Saphire: Huh?