Quest to 1000 pages

[Kurtz]

Nath: HEY! *grabs the notepad from Slash* NAUGHTY! *writes into it, turning Slashmon into a very sexy female version of himself* How do you like your new form? *smiles*

[Disturbed]

Male Saphire: Well...its not like I havent been in this form before...but still *eyes started to glow* I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!!!! *changes to Ayane*

Male Ayane: *unsheathes his runic blade* Oh come on change him back. I cant kill a girl *dark demonic aura emits from his body*

[Kurtz]

Nath: No, but if Slash wants, you can both have wild sex with each other.

Euchre: You are a dead man. *sighs*

[Disturbed]

Male Ayane: You know...thats not a bad idea *Ayane grabbed Slash by his tail and dragged her into an NC-17 room* Your gonna have the fucking you never had before *door slams shut and the entire mansion shakes*

Disturbed: DAAAMN!!!

[DragonMasterX]

Poor Slash. I'm glad nothing that can modify my body works on me.

Dot: But that also counts for positive stats.

DMX: D'oh!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: You know what? *Starts playing with her breast* I could grow to enjoy this, *Appears besides Dot* So, you up for a little YURI action?

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: SHOO! *knocks Shadow away, and goes back to huggling Dot* Now how did you break free of my hug?

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Didn't anyone ever teach you not to hit a girl?

Slashmon: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Shadow: I guess that'd answer the question as to wheither or not Slash was a virgin in that form.

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: Technically, you're not a girl. You're a horny male, so I think I'm proved right on all accounts. *grins*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: You still can't hit a girl!