SPAM-A-THON!!! (Beware! Yiffy stuff is possible!)

[Disturbed]

Disturbed: CARLOS MENCIA FTW!!!

[Kurtz]

Alucard: THEY FIRED ME! *sobbing*

[Kurtz]

Alucard: NOT FAIR! *head in hands*

[Kurtz]

Alucard: DAMNIT ALL! *hits his head against a wall*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *sweat-drops* O-kay...

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *huggles Alucard*
Disturbed: Nothings funnier than seeing a white guy driving a car sponsored by Saltees

[Kurtz]

Alucard: Gah! What're you doing? *points his pistol to Saphire's chest*
Tieya: *eyes widen*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: Hey I know what I can spam!!! *kick*
Disturbed: *drops to floor holding crotch*

[Disturbed]

Saphire: I thought I was trying to make you feel better *kick* but pointing a gun at me is a BIG mistake fucker!!!

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *sweat-drops* Insanity?
Alucard, Tieya: Yeah.

Alucard: GLUK! *falls back on his thing before laughing hysterically* You can't hurt me!