Spam Wars!!!!!

[Kurtz]

P-Kurtz: And currently crushed under your cute stomach, yes. *waves his small plushy hand* Hiya.

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Me:whoa..*slips on a patch of water causing saphire to land on top of chest*Oof!*gazes into saphires eyes*youve got nice eyes...

[Kurtz]

P-Kurtz: I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I TURN TO NORMAL! *waves his hands frantically*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*notices kurtz squashed beetween chests*sorry!*pulls him out*

[Kurtz]

P-Kurtz: What're yer doing? *scrambles while in Guilmon's hands* Get offa me, I liked being near her chest and her warmth!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*confused*fine...*puts him back*

[Kurtz]

P-Kurtz: Thankies. *goes back to snuggling, before accidentally sliding into Saph's cleavage since he's that small* Whoops!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*sees that saphire is asleep*aw! she looks so cute!*hears kurtz say whoops*what you mean whoops? :?

[Kurtz]

P-Kurtz: *inbetween Saphire's breasts* I don't know... I actually like being here. *snuggles into her cleavage and closes his little plushy eyes*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*yawns and closes eyes*g-night*snores*