Spam Wars!!!!!

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *smiles and kisses Guilmon on the nose* Welcome *smiles*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: *blinks*

Tieya: HIYA BRO! *pounces on Kurtz*
Kurtz: GAH! *falls down on the floor*

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*blushes furiously*er....thanks very much...i think

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *pats Guilmon on the head*

[Kurtz]

Tieya: Oh, you must be Saphire! *winks at Saphire* Hiya!
Kurtz: Ooooh boy.

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *blinks* Yes that is me *wags her tail slightly*

[Kurtz]

Tieya: You must be some friend of Kur---
Kurtz: Okay, that's going to far. Don't finish that sentence.
Tieya: Can I go write my profile?
Kurtz: GAH! *eyes widen* NO!
Tieya: Awwww.... but...
Kurtz: No buts, unless someone says for me to.
Tieya: *ears droop* YOU'RE CRUEL!

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

*nuzzles saphire's chest*mmmm warm...

[Disturbed]

Saphire: *sweat drops* bad boy..*slaps Guilmons nose*

[Kurtz]

Kurtz: No.
Tieya: B-B-Bu-But... *tears start welling up in her eyes*
Kurtz: *blinks, before stopping* OH GOD I'M SORRY, SIS! *hugs her tightly*
Tieya: Tee-hee.... *giggles* Works everytime.
Kurtz: WRITE THE PROFILE! WRITE THE PROFILE!