person one:he's looking awfully happy for a 60 year old"
person two:he died in bed with a 18 year old
person one:ah
probably sucked worse but what can you do
*looks down at the body next to the casket*
....
*slaps the face of the corpse*
WAKE UP!
If the dead person was stabbed to death:
Funeral Home Host: Does anyone have something else to say about _______?
Random person: Sure...I'll take a stab at it.
*stares at body*
>.> .... <.< ... ^_^
*pokes the eye*
Hey....you think they would mind if I took the body in the back...? >_> <_< >_>
necrophiliac: <_< >_> ^.^ *yiffs corpse*
"I almost didn't recognize him without his finger in his nose."