Uh...do you have any lubricant? It seems awfully dry in there.
Hey honey...what's this for? *points to the clit*
*while doing it*
girl: *moaning*
guy: Ugh....stop making so much damn noise! *fucking*
*as the guy begins to go down on the girl*
Did you happen to run out of shaving cream or blades...or do you like the natural overgrown look?
newly wed to wife
"right how much do i owe you"
Gol/Steve Wrote:*while doing it*
girl: *moaning*
guy: Ugh....stop making so much damn noise! *fucking*
Hun...you better not say that when we do things..cuz I make noise... >_>
-------
Wait...weren't you supposed to put the condom on BEFORE we had sex...? O_O;
Girl to guy: That's not it!...unless you want to try something...um... different.
Girl to Guy: I uhh..I..*rubs back of head* I'm actually....a..I'm a guy...I..got...a gender change...
Guy to Girl: Uh...why are your inner lips bigger than your outer ones?
Guy to Girl: Umm...it's bigger than it looks...remember..it's not the size of the ship...it's the motion of the ocean.