*grinning menacingly* You think that stinger scares me. I evaded it once, I can do it again. Only this time *takes out a pair of katanas* it will my souvenir. Without that, there's nothing to stop me from chowing down.
Sure there i's. Indigestible carapace (which has a tendency to get stuck in your teeth), claws, fact that I would tear you open from the inside out, horrid taste... Need I go on? Cause I got more if I have to.
Okay, everyone. We all know who the winner is and that is obviously me.
... Yep. Oh wait a minute...
*Sharpening katanas* Oh well. If I can't eat you, then I can at least mount you on my wall. Get over here.
Not on your life. *John uses dig.*
*pokemon stadium announcer* it burrowed underground!
*looking around* Just perfect. He could come up anywhere, even underneath. If that happens, I'll be the one mounted. *puts hand on the ground* However, if I can feel the vibrations in the earth, I can tell where he'll come up. *Concentrates* He'll be coming up...here! *jumps back and poised to attack.*