*Thornwhistle swings halfway across the stage on a jungle vine,she lets go when she reaches the middle of the stage and lands in the spotlight*
Tah-dah,I win. YEAH
*Jumps down in a leopard skin leotard* ME TARZAN! YOU LOSE!
*comes through the curtains with an army get up*
nope I win because I joined the army
*frown appears as evil grin would be*
Yeah, right and you lose 'cause you never even seen the papers yet*grin takes place* but I'll sign them for you.
*grin leaves*
sure and...shoot, hope this doesn't reach *tries to remember someone but fails miserably* either cboy or aguy,
can't remember who.
*Thorn pulls a lever that opens the trapdoor that fred 18 was standing on,which he falls through*
Nope,I'm still the winner.
*Looks down the hole that Fred fell into* Where did that come from? And when did this stage get built? Oh well, who cares? I win.
*echoes from darkness*
hey I just found some old records of all the winners...hmm damn i'm not here, oh well
*starts rummaging through random boxes*
Are you even still alive down there? I can't see the bottom of this pit. Am I on any of the records? Check under sexiest man in the world, actually better make it universe.
Oww... why does my back hurt? *stands up and hears conversation* HEY IS THERE ANY RECORDS FOR THE MOST PERVERTED DRAGON?! Look where Shadow told you, to the right!
uhhh....yeah your both here...err well not quite really here but on the top ten. yeah more like.*flips through pages, then sweat drops* uh...seems that the number one slot was smudged, but your both competing for second. and it seems that no one has claimed it...yet.
hey i found myself(damn echos)hmm, its on the biggest loser and I topped you all. yeah so at least I win at something.
*wondering where the hell that stage came from*
Hey Fred, Am I on the list.