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My point is that Batman in comics would see bodyguards way bigger than him and say 'You've gotten this far cuz you scare people, but I don't get scared!' just before beating the heavy and weak macho guys into a pulp.
Yes. Because he's smarter then everyone. He can take down superman.
He's the world greatest detective.
Quote:Wanna take me on, guys? I bet I can punch you a hundred times before you can lift your big, muscular arms to hit me once.

I don't like hitting or fighting girls just because of a random reason. *carries Munkee to the park*
YAY! First, lets go swimming in the pond with the alligators! (i'm serious, the park i go to has a pond type thing filled with alligators. we arent supposed to swim there though)
Laws were made to be broken *jumps with Munkee on the water, but at seeing him with his eyes narrowed under his blackglasses, all the alligators go away* hmm... sorry, no alligators to swim with.
I'd wouldn't throw the first punch in a fight with a girl, but in all honesty if one throws a punch at me and I don't deserve it (If I did something stupid I'd understand) Then I'll throw my morales to the wind and put her on a stretcher like an guy that throws a punch at me. And about the not being able to move my muscular arm, my fighting style is based off of Tai chi, I can move pretty easily.

Police officer: Swimming isn't allowed here!

Shadow: NEUTRALIZING HOSTILE TARGET!! *Punches cop in back of head with brass knuckles* Securing area! *Fires a gun into the air scaring off everyone* Area secured.
o_O lies! *rides an alligator* This is fun! ^^
HOSTILE TARGET ABDUCTING PACKCAGE! *unsheathes claws and pierces Alligator, makin Munkee fall in the water and he picks her up, the Alligator falls on the shore as a bag*
Just make sure one of them doesn't snatch (and eat) her suit. Or any of yours.
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>.>
I feel very safe...and i have a bag. I shall use it to hold baby alligators. *picks up baby alligators and starts putting them in the bag*
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