Right you are! Especially since I look like a vampire-
NEW LINE!! *Holds out three boxes with Shadow, Gun, and DMX in them wearing black suits, with ear piece telephones and sunglasses* Secret service!
*holds Munkee in his arms like a bodyguard, then wags his tail* Now I feel like a real life sized... ehh... oh yeah- bodyguard *puts on blackglasses* Where do we go now?
*Put's on opaque glasses* Anywhere The Package goes. We protect the Package at any costs. *follows DM around like a creepy tower* I can't wait to get the secret service line...
Random small kid on tricycle: What are you doing?
Shadow: HOSTILE TARGET!! PROTECT THE PACKAGE!! *Tackles small kid*
*laughs at little kid* You'd think he'd be more afraid...
Lets go to the park! XD
O_o This reminds me of a Mat
I'm not too menacing looking though, and i've never been in a fight so i'd probably lose anyway. It really doesnt matter if these guys can actually fight-they're just here cause they look like they can fight.
DrunkenMunkee Wrote:It really doesnt matter if these guys can actually fight-they're just here cause they look like they can fight.
That's exactly what bodyguards are based on. Ever read Batman?
I practically AM batmon... only creepier and less useful.