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* Let the war begin!

@ Your momma's so fat it takes a car and 2 days to get on her good side.

+ Next.
* Order up!


@ Yo momma so fat her belly button has an echo!


+ This is getting fun
* yea it is.....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb, that when asked if she new benjamin franklin she said she didn't have any...

+ Lets see if ya'll could get that one.....
* wow that one was.... wierd =p


@ Yo momma so fat she has to use MapQuest to find her neck!


+ I am really warm in this room ( random but true)
* I hot.

@ Your momma's so ugly, mirrors don't just break when she looks at them they start jumping off buildings.

+ Is it hot in here, or is it just me lol .
* It may be you... who knows?! =p


@ Yo momma so poor that when I saw her with a box of Hefty bags I said " whatcha doin" she said , " Buying luggage"


+ I have a headache :(
* I know the perfect cure for a headache, *Kicks roran in shin* now just concentrate on that pain and your headache will vanish.

@ Your momma's so poor I saw her kicking a box down the street and she said she was moving.

+ She lives in a box, down by the river!
* wow thats really poor.....

@ Yo mamma is so dumb, that on election day she voted for George W.' i found made up missles in Iraq' Bush

.....

+ voting for him is the worst thing anyone could have done.....
* wow thanks I actually made my little brother do it and it almost totally worked!


@ Yo momma feet so big she can walk on water!



+ Odd yes but i don't have any good ones about feet and I felt bad for the feet :)
* I bet my feet are bigger....!

@ Yo mamma is so fat, the elevators deny her entry.....

+ ummmm that was bad.....
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