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* Going.

@ Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

+ That's pretty big.

* teehee old school all right.....

@ Yo mamma is so poor that she asked you to come in through the front door she said welcome to our backyard.....

+that is really poor........

* Yeah, that's poor.

@ Your momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 50 pounds.

* That must be the world's 2nd heaviest shadow.

* lol to you right?....

@ Yo mamma is so old, that the only reason she's still having sex is because she has Parikinson's disease.....(shakes hand)

+joke by my all art teacher.......it was really bad...

* You have a wierd art teacher.

@ Your momma's so evil, she was appointed as the newest member of the FIVE horsemen of the apocalypse; war, famine, pestilence, death, and yo mamma.

+ Yeah, at 187 I am the worlds heaviest shadow.

* okokokok shadow....lets see if I could top that...

@ Yo mamma is so fat, when she wears a red shirt people stop by her and ask her for some Kool-Aid!!!!!

+ Friend made that one up today....lets you mommas know.......she is ......what she is.....

* well... my mamma's so dead- this is a one-time deal.

@ Yo mamma is so retarded- I mean, LOOK at YOU!! (Points at you with disgust)

+ deppends, if I think you're retarded.

*really..... um..... waAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I didn't know......

@ Yo mamma is so nasty, that when people say "I won't touch that thing with a 20 foot pole" she asks where she could find one.....(mimics a pole dancer.......

+Anyone else ?.....

* I'm running low.

@ Your momma's so stupid she entered a stupid contest and they said: "No proffesinals."

+That's a pretty weak one.

* come on I could of sworn that you know better..... Come on make them up on the fly....

@ Yo mamma is so ugly, that the only place where she's allowed to go in public are the Star Trek conventions.....

+ come on make them up!.....:D