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Let me just say that I virtually watch no television anymore. Shows ceased to amaze or catch my interest but nothing less then reality television. America has gone nuts with it. I'd say a majority of them are the worst ideas ever. But tonight I just happened to switch to channel 7 about an hour ago and saw something that will simply make you laugh or even cry. The show if you hadn't already guessed is called American Inventor from the makers of American Idol. On this show amateurs compete for a 1 million dollar prize to have created the invention of the century. I thought of it no more then I do of any other show when seeing the commercials.

But watching the show is completely different. First you have the morons who actually think what they're presenting is unique and would sell. One guy had something called the buddy stick, virtually a piece of wood that one would use to war of lions, bears and felons. It had a noise maker to supposedly scare off anything that would attack you yet it was pretty much just an ordinary stick. To go on to the next round you needed three out of four judges approval. This guy got four no's.

Another person presented alternate skins for motor vehicles which would be painted different colors depending on where you were going. He showed his concept although he used a car model and paper. He got four no's. Amazingly enough the singer Evan something who sings Crazy for this Girl was on the show. He had a two part dish. The top was a regular bowl while the bottom which was seperable from the top would be used to hold olive pits, peach pits, cherry pits, etc. What kind of person would think that would be the invention of the century?

I mean come on! All he did was put one bowl on top of another bowl! The judges gave him 3 yes's and one no. The one who gave him a no is the only one I feel has brains. The worst though would have to be the beetle utopia guy who created a glass habitat for beetles to roam around in. Not all of the ideas were insane however. A devoted man who spent according to him, 100,000 dollars on his patent got four yes's. He made a backpack with numerous weightlifting equipment that folds or detaches so you could exercise wherever you go. He seemed so serious and dedicated that I would've given him a yes as well.

The concept itself needs to be improved a bit but I'd say he definitely has potential. A woman who looks like Dolly Parton presented edible snow globe kits. Similar to Gingerbread House kits but easier to make. That got four yes's. A teenager from Columbia made a bike with a seat at the front with pedals so two people could ride and get exercise at the same time. That got three yes's and one no. So all in all the show has its provocative moments as well as its dramatic ones. I feel it could really work, in terms of having large amounts of people watch it.

American Idol will always remain more popular but this could be somewhere in the top 25 most watched shows. I'm sure Deal or No Deal is up there too as that show is very addictive. I watch it a lot, hosted by Howie Mandel. It will never replace my favorite game show though, Greed hosted by Chuck Woolery. Fox cancelled it after just one season, bastards! They also got rid of digimon which is why I've hated the network ever since.

But getting back on topic, if any of you get this show I would recommend checking it out. If you're interested in the subject that is. Combining both the humorous and tragic circumstances in such a thing like a competition makes this very innovative. I believe this is the show's premiere so you'll have to check your local listings for more info.
I did see some of it. You have to look at some of these both logically, and by not thinking about it. Plus it helps if you know your audience.
And I hate reality shows. Very much. And I wish there was more shows like sitcoms or something better. That could be why I like the show scrubs so much.
24 dominates my TV watching. It's literally the only thing I turn on the TV for...well, except to game extensively.
Her's a list of shows that I think are worth watching

Prison Break
House
Seinfield(re-runs0
Simpsons
American Idol(the first weeks)
Saturday morning cartoon programming
South Park
Late Night with Conan O'Brian
SNL
(No cable television....THAT SUX)

and probably others I don't recall....

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Most of those inventions probably already have patents. They should do a patent search to be sure. There's a super-powered computer at my school used just to search for patents, in case a student comes up with something and thinks he can patent it. There's little doubt his hopes will be shot down. Did you know that it takes $100,000 to file a patent? That doesn't stop a good idea, though.
I'm not sure how much Canadian patents cost, but they're expensive here, too. Oh well, it's easy to copywrite stuff: just ground mail the plans to yourself.
Really? Wow, and that did happen atleast once on that show.
Meh, it half interests me... if I feel like watching something I'll go for it. Personally, most TV, like everything else, bores me on one level or another. Thus I only do it for so long with a rather poor attention span.
Bah, America has rubbish telly. It reminds me so much of the Melodrama used to keep the masses working in the factories during the Industrial Revolution. Outside of a reality show, when was the last time you saw a poor person on telly? They all tend to be rich people, being either praised or taken the micky out of. Desperate Housewives. The Simple Life. Wife Swap is the closest American telly gets to the poor. By convincing people reality television well help, and can help, people, the company increases their ratings. Also, there is far too much empasis on spending in programmes. Orange County. Desperate Housewives. It's all about money brought in from adverts. Greater empasis on spending, a little deal saying a percentage of the profits from sales and boom, cash.

There are two shows I love from America. Monk, and Scrubs. Scrubs is the best surrealist comedy ever, and the janator is genius. Monk is the best detective ever, but recently they've just been sending him to places. "To New York! To Las Vagas!" To bloody everywhere. If your town is on telly, you'll watch it. The first and second series were classic. This third series is a collection of re-told jokes, and tourism. Also, the handover from Sharona to this new girl (who is actually really, really good) wasn't built up to, and really wasn't done propery. Monk wil never solve the case of his dead wife. It will cost too much.

There is no poverty in American television. No-one starves, no-one is homeless and looked upon with sympathy. If there's a homeless man, he will be there to be made fun of. "Homeless people are crazy. Homeless people think the government is listening to their teeth."

Will and Grace is a collection of sterotype jokes about gays and jews. It don't find it offencive, I find it patronising, dull-witted and boring.

I'm so glad that we have the BBC. Since there are no adverts for anything outside their own network (because we do need to know what's on), there is no focus on money, or spending. Only on quality programming. That's why we can produce brilliance like Doctor Who. So long as they don't just try to use re-done versions of old shows (Strictly Come Dancing) and copycat programmes (Fame Acadamy. I will hurt someone for that travercy.), then we're going to be laughing.
Yes but you forget, A lot of america is stupid so that's why we have some shows like that. Have you ever heard of arrested deveoplment? Great show, it's just some people didn't think. It was a real smart comedy but some people didn't get it. I did, it was a favorite show of mine.
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