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okayyyy....
*jaw drops*
DMX brain: I told you to advice him of the butterfly...
DMX: Aww shut up...
*grabs can of beer*
DMX brain: No wait!
*drinks all beer*
DMX brain: Good night mommy...

Now I want some more Pie...
NOOOOOOOO! *sees the garbage burned down*
Why? Why did it have to happen? Pie's are noble creatures that can't talk or defend themselves! Like the trees! They can't shout for help when they are...
*sees another butterfly*
Come here, you'll make me rich! *grabs butterfly with too much strengh and kills it*
Oh drats... I need another beer...
you see that's why I keep my brain in a jar beside my bed, he argues with me too much. Stupid common sense trying to tell me what to do.
I argue with it a lot, but it's because I do exactly the opposite of what it tells me to do.
...what?!
I saved you both and you're eating pizza without inviting me?!
Ooooh...invite me a pizza or I'll make you a BBQ together with the lawyers!!!
*invites for pizza AND soda* dont hurt me
She's scaring me...
I mean, battling the dark side with dark powers was enough to impress me...

*DarthVader walks in*

DarthVader: I didn't know ladies could bear such a power I'm impressed...
We could sure use...

*Yoda walks in*

Yoda: Don't listen to him!

DarthVader: Haah, You want a duel? Fine!

*they go outside and start fighting*

I could use that fight for money...
Let's sell tickets! I got 2 to 1 on yoda.
*people start to gather*

Okay here it is people, only for $50 you can see the century's fight!

*people start to go away*

Ok! OK! $100!

*people gather like crazy*

DMX brain: I thought the 3rd one would do the trick...
DMX: See? That's why I never listen to you! Hey, when did you wake up?
DMX brain: When Yoda showed up.
DMX: Well goodnight! *drinks can of beer*
DMX brain: AGGGH! zZZzzZZ...

There has to be a way of making it faint without getting drunk...
Where did Yoda go? Look, shiny...
*lightbulb appears above head* I know how we can make both our brains shutup. *lightbulb flickers and dies out* wait, I lost it.

Shadowknight's brain: I love sabbotage.
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