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First off I don't wanna know why you keep USED condoms and second *rummages through nearby trashbin* here ya go one pie.

*Wakes up*
mmm, cream pie, my favourite...
*eats all pie*

Thanks...
About the wallet, I was just saving them for the day I got mugged.

And this one has a bomb...
*takes out wallet with a lighted bomb in it*
It would be funny to know how it got there *throws it thru the window*
*blast*

Whoops, I hope the blue car's owner isn't near here...

*50 foot monster appears out of nowhere* Monster: WHO SMASH MY CAR!!

Shadowknight: *points at DMX*

...Gunter... sleep com...bat... mooode....
(sits up and sleep-runs at the monster)

I thought I told you to stay in nothingness.... bitch....

(gunter sleep-kicks the monster's ass, then sleep-pays for the damages with his own money. he then drops to the ground, sleeping motionlessly again)

zzzzz.... wooooo.... tha's a big 'un.... heeeeyyyy..... bad dragon..... no...zzzzz..... dont rape me.... Renamon digivolve to- Leather Kitsunemon..... zzzzz.... argh- no.... no... *twitches in sleep* why have I bound myself?....

mmm.. Well, maybe I was wrong, he sure helps when he's out of his mind!

And you shadowknight...
You better go for that Pizza before he awakes!
*gives him wallet*

*takes wallet* I'll be back in a sec *puts index finger and middle finger to forehead* DARK WARP!! *dissapears and reappears two feet from his starting position* guess I need more training on that one *notices a pizza building right across the street* I love plot devices. *walks into pizza place and takes a number* 192,016,725,982,936 wow they must be busy.

Owner: now serving number 3.

Shadowknight: I might be here awhile.

pizza... in.... the fridge...zzzzzz
put it in the mic...ro...wave.... and heat..... for 10..... sec....onds.....zzzzzz
No...don't.... stick that there....ohhhhhhh.....

I got a better idea. *leaps into the air* DARK BOMB!! *knocks away all other customers then finds the person with three*.

Shadowknight: yeah can I get one with everything on it, one with anchovies, one plain cheese, one meatlovers, and one with mushrooms, bacon, anchovies, and pineapple. *looks out door* WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT!!

*snort* none for me.... I'm on a nofood diet...zzzz

DMX brain: You should have told him that the 3rd wallet only had a butterfly.
DMX: Ah, don't worry, he'll find out sooner or later, for now I'm going to put the pizza in the microwave oven.
DMX brain: You remember last time?

*shift camera showing DMX running like mad while his home burns*

DMX: Don't worry it won't happen this time...

*takes out pizza from fridge and put into the microwave*

DMX: See, I told you it was going to be fine.
*takes out pizza* *walks to Gunter*
DMX: What's that smell?
DMX brain: Pizza, idiot...
*turns around*
DMX: Uh oh... *microwave oven starts a fire*
DMX brain: You should try to listen to me sometimes, now save something!

Uhh, I have to save my friend! *walks out quickly from house with Pie oven*

And now for Gunter!