i'm tellin ya you got to get wd40... or plastic explosives whichever you have
do you know what slide oil for insterments is?
you don't get out much, do you?
imagin the slickest substance you know of in an arasol can.
oil... or my cum. I dont have that around the place- maybe if I collect my cum in an empty aerosol can? I have to get out!
uhhh any plastic explosives?
uh-uh. maybe the cum will work... I'd better start jacking. excuse me-
WAIT- cooking oil! yes! maybe if I pour some on the chains...