(think fast) Uhhh, I'm shadowknight's evil twin brother, Paladin, here to ruin his good name, so I'll just head back to the island now.
DMX brain: I'm back honey!
DMX: huh? Oh morning...
What am I doing...
DMX brain: Oh I forgot the luggage on the bus! I'll be right back!
DMX: ooohhhh... *collapses to the ground again*
(it turns out he had his attention somewhere else)
Holy- what happened to my front yard!? -AHH! my drawbridge!! ARGHH!!! MY TREES!!!
-oh- there are actually people here...
have you come to visit me? that's nice, I- Holy sonofabitch- my godamn TREES!!!
*wakes up* Hey Gunter! how are you?
I was passing by, I was heading for Hawaii, you want to come along?
I can get a spare helicopter if you want!
Oh, and see those trees? I heard there is a psycho called shadowknight destroying them for fun.
I think he is in a nearby island to Hawaii (hehehe...)
that was paladin my evil clone I was on vacation, and besides I, I mean he only destroyed one tree DMX caused two dead trees.
I thought you said YOU were paladin- and what? TWO DEAD TREES!?
Ive got to r- ZING! (mood swing.)
(begins to cry uncontrollably)
boo-hoo-hoo.... trees... TREES- Waaaahh!!! *sob* why did youhavetodie!? why? Why!? WHY!? *sniff-sob* WHYYYYYY!? WHO KILLED MY TREES!?!? *sobs*
No I'm shadowknight I (uhh) used superspeed (yeah that's it) to kick paladin's butt and throw him into outer space.
(sobbing uncontrollably, not hearing a word)
why? (mourns one of the trees)
pine- you were always there for me when I needed comfort- you said you'd always be there for me! why pine? WHY!?
I know what can help you.
*press button from nowhere* *2 pines grow where 2 demons weere dead*
Two demonic pines for you Gunter.
I'm going for some pie, you want any?
(looks at the two new pines, then continues to mourn pine)
its not the same!!! PINE!!!
nothing will ever replace you pine! NOTHING!!!- ooh- a butterfly.... (chases after butterfly)