Agh! Need Advice! Help!

[MagusKnight]

Hmm...you could say yes. Either way your friendship will die someday, may as well make it now or never...with sex! <3

[Adym]

Did it cross your mind that I don't want our friendship to die? Hmm?

Besides, I have adopted a new approach. My cousin, Hapi, invited me and a guest to see Dinner for Schmucks. He told me to invite Khaybat. So, IF AND WHEN any nude pics arrive in my inbox, I will take these steps:

1.) Save the photos to my flash drive :D ('cuz Khaybat is hawt :3)
2.) Turn the computer off
3.) Call her
4.) Talk to her while taking a walk
5.) Act on what she and I discuss while I call her (be it sex or not)

Anybody who disagrees with this plan, please tell me what you think I am doing wrong. Please.

[UnknownH]

There we go. And if you do get together and if you do break up, share any naked pictures with the internet. Ha ha ha.

[Adym]

Somebody better convince me not to murder my cousin!

It finds out that this whole event was his doing! Khaybat contacted me and told me the WHOLE arrangement!

Hapi knew that she kinda wanted to have sex with me, so he manipulated her. He told her that he could single handedly convince me to willingly have sex with her, requiring only a few nude photos from her to get the job done. And he told her that if this happened she would have to let him fuck her in anyway he saw fit! And if you ever read this, Khaybat, (which I doubt you will), you're my best friend and I love you, but you are a bit too easily influenced.

She accepted. However, I officially voided that offer. So now that I know the whole deal, I am done with that problem, and now have another. I have to go rip my cousin's head off, then give Khaybat a big hug!

[Asesino]

Sounds like you and this Khaybat person need to work together and come up with a plan to get him back. She didn't end up having sex with him, did she?

[Adym]

No, she didn't.

He thinks the deal is still on and is probably sitting in his house, waiting with bated breath for her to call him up. We are going to the movies with him later this week, so we will probably end up with this kind of arrangement:

I hold him, she beats the shit out of him.

The little ginger punk is gonna pay for messing with us.

[UnknownH]

Well, He's not going to get the sex but you could arrange a two on one.
That is, you and your friend, beating him to a redder pulp.
It could be fun and maybe you two can discuss things while beating his ass.

[Adym]

We discussed it, And Khaybat insists that we not beat him up. She says that if we hurt him too bad, he could reveal some rather nasty secrets about me. So instead we settled on something a bit more... How you say... embarrassing.

We arranged that Khaybat and I will go to the movies with him and his date. Then, since he is a dumbass, we fool him into thinking we had sex. Then Khaybat seductively slips him a brownie.

A brownie full of Viagra and Chocolate Laxatives!!!!!

His date will turn into a super-boner shit storm!!

[Jack_Pholph]

Nice plan, get the doses right though or else it wont work and he could die.

[Adym]

Yeah, we addressed that just now.

We decided that we shouldn't mix the two medicines, and that we can't afford viagra or any other ED medicine.

So were just gonna pick up some choco-lax at target and serve it in brownie form!