So high up it the sky. Falling so ever low.

[UnknownH]

Many people seem to take life lessons from games like GTA. ...I won't say anything else.

[Ryan]

Many people seem to take life lessons from games like GTA. ...I won't say anything else.

ditto.

[AetherRose]

Many people seem to take life lessons from games like GTA. ...I won't say anything else.

I approve of this message.

[UnknownH]

Thank you very much.

[Khorne]

My life's lesson of the day comes from: Agent Smith.

"Purpose of life is to end."

[Ryan]

My life's lesson of the day comes from: Agent Smith.

"Purpose of life is to end."

Weird because mine is

"Because we live life to find one thing..... Purpose."

[AetherRose]

Mine is:

"Without death, we never truly live."

[UnknownH]

And mine are:

I accept reality, I just choose to ignore it.
Time is irrelevant. Things go as fast or slow as you think they do.

Ha. If we're going for a quote contest, I got two.

[Ryan]

And mine are:

I accept reality, I just choose to ignore it.
Time is irrelevant. Things go as fast or slow as you think they do.

Ha. If we're going for a quote contest, I got two.

I have a ton. I just don't wanna go too off topic. lol

[Frisk E. Coyote]

Ooh! Ooh! My life lesson for today is "Shaved or bushy, a pussy's a pussy!"

...Wait, that's not my life lesson!

1. Live
2. Generate income.
3. Get a home.
4. Get married.
5. Have kids.
6. Raise kids till you can't raise 'em no more.
7. Retire.
8. Die.

*Peers at the list with curious disagreement*

Pooh! My life goals are as follows!

1. Have sex with two of each (male and female) species of animal, insect, fish, plant, etc. before I turn 19.

2. If I don't accomplish that, then I'll find a girl or a boy who'll accept my imperfections and we'll have a threesome!

3. If that's not likely to happen, I'll get a job.

4. Perhaps not get married! Stay a bachelor! Have lots of casual sex! Stay lonely and angst about my decisions!

5. Maybe adopt eight children, each a different race.

6. Make everyone happy!

7. Can't do that? Then I'll make everyone horny!

8. Get arrested.

9. Get raped in prison and pretend not to enjoy it in order to keep fake reputation as a serial doormat/shoe cleaner up.

10. Collect and cultivate every STD and VD I can get my hands on and use them to gain immortality!

11. Die, because that was a bad idea, and immortality ain't so fun when you can outlive the planet.

Hmm... maybe I should get new goals, perhaps update some old ones... I feel like I've left something ou- OOH!!

12. SAVE THE DOLPHINS!