Shiny

[DragonMasterX]

Dot: I think we'd be better off with him playing around with our reality as it is. *About to perform sedate the Ominous man with a powerful draught inside a syringe* Hmm, but first- *Whispers to the Ominous man*

Ominous man: Submitted for your approval, a mindless brute of a wolf being enclosed as the stuffing of a pinata in the middle of a mexican birthday.

Dot: *'Silences' the Ominous man*

[Venin]

Ominous man: Submitted for your approval, the assassin manages to have his drink, but is forced to come face to face with a great fear.

Venin: Fear, shmear, give me that beer! (hey that rhymed). *drinks, finds it empty* No! The horror! *TV flickers on in front of him...RICK ROLLER* AHHHHHHHH! GAY PERSON IN HD. IT BURNS!!! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO HOMO! NO FREAKING HOMO!!!

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: I counter your ominous man, with the greatest of all evils, the destroyer of worlds, the one, the only! ANNOUNCER!

Announcer: Suddenly, the pinata and kids vanish, as well as Dorothy's clothes.

Shadow: And?

Announcer: And she's suddenly bound and gagged. Can I have my pot now?

[DragonMasterX]

Dot: *Naked, bound and gagged, angrily and muffledly shouting at Shadow*

DMX: *Eating a coconut inside the cage, manly goatee from a few days around his muzzle* Now I know what Crusoe felt in that cartoon.

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: YAY! *Grabs Dot and runs off*

Random man sitting next to DMX: You here for the Jhon McCain experience too?

Slash: And now I'll poke you with this stick till you can't lift your arms, FOR AMERICA! *Begins poking DMX with pointed bamboo stick.

Shadow: Think we might've gone a bit too far on that last one.

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: Yeah, Shadow. No naughty stuff while the thread's still young. So give Dot back! And uhm... *Breathes softly on Slash's bamboo stick, setting it on fire* Somehow I just feel good even though I'm still caged like an animal.

[Kaylee]

O.o I leave for like.. 20 minutes... and my thread explodes!

*Throws small objects into the cage*


Also.. "Shiny" means good. Like in the begining of Serenity when Jayne says. "Shiny, let's be bad guys." I just think it sounds better to say Shiny when good things happen than to say something like "YAY!" Or "Woot!"

[DragonMasterX]

DMX: *Noms small objects* *Coughs* Did you throw a dynamite inside? *Fumes smoke from his nostrils*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: Aww, spoil all my fun. *Sets Dot down*

Mindy: Don't worry, I'll make sure she's safe, *Innocent smile*

Shadow: Works for me. *Quarter rolls infront of him* WOOT QUARTER! *Pounces on quarter* YAY! SHINY QUARTER!

Slash: *Throws away burnt stick* Well there goes my fun, oh and watch out for that trap door behind you, leads to a pit of unhappy badgers with laser beams on their heads.

[Venin]

*half-drunk, half-dead* The terror, the horror, the cliche randomness, what more can you do to me?!

Ominous man: Submitted for your approv--*Venin kills him with the empty beer bottle*

Venin: SHUT THE HELL UP! *earthquake* Aw crap, now this zone is collapsing into the nothingness in the time/space continium. Eh, I had worse. *beer flys by* ...you know what? I'm not even gonna--GIMME THAT BEER!