Shiny

[Kaylee]

Interesting place you've got here.

My name is Kaylee, yes it's my real name.

I'm not that big a fan of digimon as a show.. But I do like the games, and well, the variety of porn it has inspired is impressive.

My favorite show is Firefly, even though it as canceled (A huge mistake imo) I also like a wide variety of other shows, mostly sci fi, same as my book collection.

When I'm not working, I can usually be found either under the hood of any number of cars, two of which are mine, (tell you about those later) and others which belong to my friends and family. In fact, right now I'm waiting for some parts to arrive so I can get my truck running properly for the winter.

I mostly work repairing manufactured homes. but I do some work on regular homes on the side.

I like so many different kinds of music I can't think of names for all of them.

Anyay.. I guess that's it. Hope to talk to you all again soonish.

[DragonMasterX]

HAI MS. KAYLEE. You like shiny things? I know a few people influenced by those. They usually end up under the hood of cars too, but for entirely different reasons.

That said, I welcome you to DaD, the scourge of the internet and an oasis of some sort. I'm DMX, your guide to pure awesomeness and self-conceited indulgement. Hope you don't mind the godzilla and zombie parts laying around in a bloody mess across the halls. I haven't had time to clean since our last apocalypse. But here! *Kicks putrefact skeleton from a dentist chair* Please do make yourself comfortable, and start by telling me your measurements. :3

Dot: Don't be such a perv! *Grabs DMX by his ear and pulls him away* We'll bring you a more normal welcome greeting soon. Do me a favor and just ignore him.

DMX: I want to believe I've been a hero to some people! *Gets knocked into a secluded room*

[Kaylee]

I think I'll be more comfortable NOT telling you my measurements :P But when I decide what pics to post up on here you're welcome to try and guess.


Anyway.. Thanks for the welcome, as creepifying as it was. ^.^

[DragonMasterX]

Oh, certainly. But you must know the absolutely creepifying pleasure was all mine. You're free to use our unofficial photo thread for your narcissistic and bodily informative needs. And any other tasty revealing things you might want to have us indulge with.

Ah, that's right! *Knocks over a pile of trash, the backgrounds around the place falling off* Now we can talk without being opressed by our failure of an experiment on crossing Godzilla with Resident Evil. Have some Pie! I'm sure it'll make you forget the authentic stench of death that surrounds this set.

Voice From Under the Set: Aauuughh... braaaaainss... *Moans*

DMX: Uhm, if you'll excuse me, I need to take care of a few unsatisfied customers! *Pulls semi-automatic shotgun from pocket and cocks it* I'll be back. *Slips on sunglasses and crashes down through a hole*

Dot: I've to wonder just how does he manage to get out of the confinement rooms we put him in every time.

[Venin]

Wussup? Shiny things are fun indeed, but I'm not one to go crazy over them. I'm either normal trying to be funny, or I'm drunk, going crazy, and trying not to kill everybody (no fatalities yet, lucky me!) And speaking of crazyness *drinks a pint of beer in one gulp* I'm about to crack in....3...2...1...START! GO SPEED RACER! WOOOOOOOOHHOOOOOO!!!

[Shadowknight]

Welcome to DaD. I should warn you we have a few rules around here, one, do not steal my beer from the fridge, especially if it has my name on it. Second, stay away from the candy tree, he eats people. And third, remember to, *Nickel rolls infront of him* SHINY! MINE! *Jumps on nickel*

[DragonMasterX]

*Nickel rolls and falls past the hole*

*Underneath*

DMX: *Surrounded by zombies* I think I should've loaded the shotgun. Forgot that cocking it wasn't enough.

Zombie: Auuugh... *Trying to bite DMX, but the nickel comes down and pierces its head, making it wobble and fall onto another zombie, which falls onto another, then another, then another... etc*

DMX: *Looking at the domino effect* Dang. I knew I should've also brought pop corn.

[Venin]

*sneaks over to Shadow's fridge* shhh! *opens* sweet alcohol! quickly, throw more coins at him whilst I, uh, borrow some of this. *snags two beers and runs off*

[Shadowknight]

Shadow: *Jumps down the hole* Nickel? Nickel where'd you go?

Zombie: BRIANNNSS!

Director: Brains you idiot brains!

Zombie: Sorrrryyyy, braiiiinnnnsss! *Jumps on DMX* Huh? *Jumps off and walks away* Braiiiinnnss!

Zombie: *Chewing on Shadow's head*

Shadow: Hehe, dying tickles.

[Venin]

*looks toward the zombie incident* Hmm...Shadw's dying so...*gasp* FREE BEER!! I'M GETTING DRUNK TONIGHT!! *takes the beers, starts drinking* Whoaaa, wuh tfhe heick, evrytings all blurri...but I'm haffy! HOORAY FUR ZOMBY POPCORN!!