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**DragonMasterX** · 08-30-2009, 01:43 AM

That's why I don't like trees. BURN! *Sets little sapling on fire* HAHAHAHAHA! *Is poked on the shoulder* Huh?

Yggdrasil: *Gigantic tree that for some reason moved* Do you have a problem with us?

DMX: Meep.

**Shadowknight** · 08-30-2009, 02:08 AM

Shadow: Oh great.

Katt: Let me guess, DMX or you have pissed another god/deity/demon/being of unfathomable power?

Shadow: Bingo, yggrdasil this time.

Katt: *Sigh* I'll get the flamethrower.

Shadow: No, there is only one weapon powerful enough to stop a tree god! *Sticks his fingers in his mouth and wistles*

*Large timberwolf comes running from nowhere, knocking an SUV out of it's way*

Shadow: That's it come'ere Shady.

Katt: THAT'S SHADY!? When he get so big?

Shadow: What do you mean? *Standing next to Shady, completely dwarfed by the monstrous canine* Shady look, tree, go get it boy.

Shady: *Glances over at Yggdrasil, barking happily as he runs over and begins sniffing at it*

Katt: So how's this gonna help?

Shadow: Wait for it.

Shady: *Stands next to yggdrasil and lifts his leg*

**blueeyedgabulvo0o** · 09-11-2009, 07:53 AM

More artists are always nice to see. How are things? *gently bows* Name is Azu Gabu and its a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

*Frisk E. Coyote* · 09-13-2009, 02:09 AM

GASP. What ho- an artist!? WELCOME ABOARD THE BOARDS YA SCURVY DOG!!

*gives you orange juice* I like dogs.

And Sacchi! You can't lose sanity when you never had any in the first place! Me, I gave mine away to charity! Before I BURNED DOWN AN ORPHANAGE WITH MY NUTSACK!!

How is that possible?

It requires a lot of friction, and ointment afterward.