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Howcumzit?
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08-01-2009, 05:09 AM
The thread for all the questions that know no answers.
How come pizza always tastes better after it's been left out for a few days?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
08-01-2009, 07:54 AM
How come you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch?
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
08-01-2009, 08:52 AM
How come i can have sex with inflatable human dolls, but if i avoid the embarassment of owning one and buy one of those pool toy whales i get odd looks from people?
Oh and how come in the 21 number card game everything beyond 10 is an eleven? UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors nowYay!
08-01-2009, 11:53 AM
How come if man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If you rape a prostitute, is it still rape, or is it merely theft of services? The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
08-01-2009, 03:08 PM
How come you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
08-01-2009, 06:42 PM
Why are kicks for ribs?
Why did Kamekazi pilots wear helmets? Why is it you only find what you are looking for five minutes after you come home from buying the replacement for it? The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die. Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
08-05-2009, 06:57 PM
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
08-06-2009, 04:27 AM
How comes it you get hemorrhoids on your ass and asteroids in the hemisphere?
UnknownH Wrote:We do have soap and smarter doctors nowYay!
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